The truth is you've been fooled.

How to take people from "just curious to shut up" and take my money.


Watch the video below...

How to take people from "just curious to shut up" and take my money..



Watch the Video below...

Trusted by:

"A ticking time bomb."

Ten years ago, slapping a ceramic coating on your car was like rocket science – tricky and best left to the pros.


But, here's the twist: technology did a 180.


Now, any Joe or Jane can walk into Autozone, grab a $15 ceramic sealant that's stupid-easy to apply and lasts longer than some Hollywood marriages.


Therefore, detailers are in a pickle – selling 3-10 year ceramic for $1500-$2500  is now tougher than convincing a cat to take a bath.


Why? Because when customers think they can play 'DIY Detailer', convincing them to pay a lot of money becomes a major problem.


And here's where our expertise comes into play.


We understand exactly what needs to be done in order to succeed and get higher conversions.

The companies that don't understand that, will go from leaders in the industry to followers and the followers that understand it well and work with us are gonna become leaders.


We know this better than anyone else and if you don't get this right, it can be extremely painful.



Losers &

Winners.


Today, consumers are looking to buy ceramic coating and paint correction


But they don't want to be sold.


They're damn sharp, maybe even dreaming about nanoceramic shit and making more sense in their sleep than some salespeople do wide awake.


They don't care about the benefits and features, or the technical jargon about nanoceramic technology.


They are scanning for status and experience, which signals to their brain that they can trust you.


The second thing is your ability to show your expertise, not tell them about it, but show them.


Let's talk about you

If customers are constantly:

  1. Ghosting you.
  2. Asking for discounts.
  3. Comparing you to express carwash.
  4. Don't call you back after giving the price.

Then I'm talking to you...

The Unf*ck Yourself™ Platform.

This platform has the secret weapons to turn hard labor into solid profits and chaos into efficient systems.

Bigger Piggy Bank™

A simple but powerful system to borrow other shops' audiences and generate leads.

Detox Anti-Aging

A completely different animal to stand out from every other detailer doing 2-3 step paint correction and ceramic coating.

BrainTrust System

A proprietary video interaction to guide the consumer vs selling.

No Fuck*ng Around Money System

Position yourself as The Detailer vs a detailer.

Bigger Piggy Bank

A simple but powerful system to borrow other shops' audiences and generate leads.

No Fucking

Around Money System

Position yourself as The Detailer vs a detailer.

Detox

Anti-Aging

A completely different animal to stand out from every other detailer doing 2-3 step paint correction and ceramic coating.

BrainTrust

System

A proprietary video interaction to guide the consumer vs selling.

Can the dog hunt?

You could have a carwash guy as talented as Leonardo Da Vinci…


But he might not have an ounce of confidence. So, he is charging what he is worth is $25/hour.


Then, you might have a car wash guy with about as much talent as DJ Khaled…who is as cocky as a rooster.


So, he is charging what he is worth is $300/hour.


You may still be skeptical.


Your momma told you not to talk to strangers and this has sort of stayed in your subconscious over the decades,


stinking up your brain like left-over Thai food... and today at twenty or thirty or forty or fifty or however old you are


 you can hear your momma's voice telling you not to buy things from strangers, either. 


Well, I'm not a fu*%*ng stranger. 


I'm just a homie you haven't met yet. 


For real, here's a video of my story if you are somewhat curious...


Still not convinced?

Here are some real checks.


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You may still be skeptical.


Your momma told you not to talk to strangers and this has sort of stayed in your subconscious over the decades,


stinking up your brain like left-over Thai food... and today at twenty or thirty or forty or fifty or however old you are


 you can hear your momma's voice telling you not to buy things from strangers, either. 


Well, I'm not a fu*%*ng stranger. 


I'm just a homie you haven't met yet. 


For real, here's a video of my story if you are somewhat curious...




Looking for some solid proof, aren't you? Well, here it is...


Nobody cared about us until...

“Thanks, Javier and team, for training us on paint Correction. We are very happy to deliver Glossier cars to our clients”

Lonnie Decker
Manager Lamborghini

I've delivered many Paganis, this is the best-looking finish. Thank you Javier for the passion and dedication you have given to us”

Francesco Zapacosta
Manager Pagani

“GlossBoss is at a complete different level and Javier the owner is always looking for ways to improve the products and services” 

Mark Haynes
Manager BH Mclaren

“I was extremely impressed by the Gloss that the car i sold to my client looked after 8 years. Javier and his company is Top Notch”

Tim Tauber
Manager Bentley

Why the

Unf*ck Yourself Platform?



The backstory—when I started Eco Detail in 2009( now GlossBoss), I struggled like most of us. I didn’t know how to pitch, negotiate, or understand branding. Despite reaching out to other business owners and professionals, they saw me as competition or worse, offered bad advice.

It was through trial and error, luck, and some talent that I managed to keep Eco Detail alive long enough, before hiring a few business coaches, Oren Klaff & Chris Voss. With their guidance, I learned how to pitch my services and negotiate to demand more dinero. After a few years I was ready to create the Detailing Platform I wished I had when I first started. What a difference that would have made! Thus GlossBoss platform was born.


If I could go back in time, pay someone $$$$ to give me a turn-key business in a box, and save those 14 years of spinning my wheels, and lots of trial and error I’d consider it a good deal.


Can’t go back in time and help myself, but I can help you. Let’s go.. 


– Javier. 

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WTF is the price?


The price is more than you want to pay of course, and it’s less than we want to charge. 


Investment

Name your price

Now the question is are you trustworthy?

Schedule an interview to see if you qualify.


Book an interview

Clearly, you've got the smarts to make it this far – impressive. I look forward to hearing from you.


Javier Virgen

P.S

So, you probably bought a shitload of products, and they're sitting on your shelf collecting dust, 

and you're thinking is this the same bullsh*t?

F*ck no. 

This is a completely different animal.

Trust me, you won't find this anywhere...

DOUBLE P.S

Seriously? Still reading? Who hurt you?...


Ok, look, let's get this straight


The Unfuck Yourself™ Platform is exclusive to only one person per city. 


No bullsh*t about 'only a few spots left' or 'act fast now'.


However, once someone buys a city, that chance is gone.


So, keep that in mind...

TRIPLE P.S

Holy shit, you're still here? What are you looking for, a promise that you will get rich?


Look we are not gonna lie to you, you won't get rich from this...


What we will say tho is that we’re so sure this will make some drastic changes to your business that if you don’t recover your investment in a year,


You get a full refund, and $2,997 cash for wasting your time.


But remember, you will have to put in the grind, otherwise, it will not work.

So... If you're not willing to knock at 100 shops, then bounce the f*ck out of here.

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WTF is the price?

It's more the you want to pay and less then we want to charge.Name your price????



Now the question is are you trustworthy?

If you think you have what it takes schedule an interview to see if you qualify.


Book an interview

Clearly, you've got the smarts to make it this far – impressive. I look forward to hearing from you.


Javier Virgen

P.S

So, you probably bought a shitload of products, and they're sitting on your shelf collecting dust and you're thinking is this the same bullsh*t?


F*ck no.


This is a completely different animal.


Trust me, you won't find this anywhere...

DOUBLE P.S.

Seriously? Still reading? Who hurt you?...


Ok, look, let's get this straight


The Unfuck Yourself™ Platform is exclusive to only one person per city. 


No bullsh*t about 'limited spots left' or 'act fast now'.


However, once someone buys a city, that chance is gone.


So, keep that in mind...

TRIPLE P.S.

Holy shit, you're still here? What are you looking for, a promise that you will get rich?


Look we are not gonna lie to you, you won't get rich from this...


What we will say tho is that we’re so sure this will make some drastic changes to your business that if you don’t recover your investment in a year,


You get a full refund, and $$$$$ cash for wasting your time.


But remember, you will have to put in the grind, otherwise, it will not work.

So... If you're not willing to knock at 100 shops, then bounce the f*ck out of here.

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