Here’s Why You’re About to Fuck It Up Like Everyone Else.
So You’re Thinking About Starting a Mobile Car Wash…
You’ve been watching TikTok, huh?
Some dude with a foam cannon and a GoPro
Spraying suds on a beat-up Honda…
And now you’re thinking:
“I could do that and be my own boss.”
Cute.
Let me tell you how that goes:
You’ll be up at 6am, sweating your ass off in strangers’
driveways,
hoping the guy in pajama pants comes outside
and actually pays you.
You’ll drive across town for a $57 job,
burn $12 in gas,
and spend 45 minutes scraping bird shit
off a Corolla…
Only for the customer to say,
“Hey man, can you throw in a wax for free?”
Today, we’re leaking the strategy we used to detail
a $4 million McLaren P1 GTR… And we charged $10,000.
- Cannon foam wash
- Iron decontamination wash
- Clay bar treatment
- Super heavy compound with microfiber pad
- IPA wipe Mild cut polish with yellow pad
- IPA wipe Black pad to jewel for 100% perfection
- IPA wipe Apply 5–7 year ceramic coating
SIKE!!!
That’s not our strategy. That’s old- 2010 bullshit.
Nobody actually wins doing it that way anymore.
Why?
Because consumers don’t maintain their cars the right way.
One careless wash, one skipped step, one neglected maintenance
And all that painstaking work disappears in a single day.
It’s always losing battle.
“Sure, the old way works… for average results. Or you can dominate.”
When you say “car detail,ceramic & paint correction”
Customers put you in a box
They’ve already decided the price for.
That box is called:
The Commodity Zone.
Where the only way to win…
Charge less and work harder.
You’ll never out-hustle 59 other guys willing to undercut you.
And the harder you work, the faster you burn out.
The Game We Play… Has No Competition
We didn’t try to out-detail anyone.
We killed the whole “detailing” category for ourselves.
Just like
Starbucks
didn’t invent coffee
They invented a new reason you buy it.
They gave it status.
They gave it addiction.
Now it’s not about caffeine…
It’s about identity.
We did the same with paint care.
Meet the Enemy Nobody Named
Oxidation Dysfunction™ .
It’s the slow fade eating your paint alive until it looks old, dull,
Nobody named it.
Nobody warned customers about it.
We did.
And we built the Oxidation Defense™ treatment
To stop it before it starts.
This isn’t a wash.
It’s not a wax.
It’s a category no one else in your city can sell… unless your approved.
Why That Matters
When you own the problem… you own the solution.
When you own the solution… you own the market.
That’s not marketing fluff.
That’s math.
We are considering giving a few access.
Exclusive Territory – One license per city. Once it’s gone, it’s gone.
Oxidation Defense™ Playbook
– Step-by-step blueprint to hit $197/hr without guesswork.
Scripts & Sales Game – How to close high-ticket deals
without begging.
Full Pro Kit – Start delivering results day one.
Brand Authority – You’re the
Oxidation Defense™ pro
in your city.
The Math That Hurts
Total Value: $6,000+
Your Price: $297/month
Less than you’ve spent at Starbucks in 97 days.
Only difference?
This makes you money instead of draining it.
Here’s the Real Fuck-You Moment
You don’t have forever.
Someone in your city will grab this license.
Then you’ll watch them pull $1K days
While you’re still fighting for $57 car washes.
The second that happens?
Game over.
One City. One Shot.
Once it’s gone… it’s gone.
You’ll either be the guy cashing the checks…
Or the guy saying, “Yeah… I almost got into that.
The proof is in the pudding.
You may still be skeptical.
Your momma told you not to talk to strangers and this has sort of stayed in your subconscious over the decades,
stinking up your brain like left-over Thai food... and today at twenty or thirty or forty or fifty or however old you are
You can hear your momma's voice telling you not to buy things from strangers, either.
Well, I'm not a fu*%*ng stranger.
I'm just a homie you haven't met yet.
For real, here's my story if you're somewhat curious.
Yo, I'm Javier Virgen...
I grew up in the slums of Mexico.
Fast forward to 2009, I started EcoDetail and managed to
grow it to 4 locations and 22 team members.
I hired business experts Oren Klaff and Chris Voss to help me master high-end consumer behavior.
Educated and armed with the proper pitch and negotiation skills, I started closing deals with world-top companies:
Beverly Hills McLaren, Lamborghini, Porsche, Pagani, and even the President's Jet (Air Force One).
By 2020, I had transformed EcoDetail into GlossBoss, thanks to the power of branding and storytelling.
Now I'm gonna skip the bullsh*t, here's the real deal.
Success is a real btch. No one ever hits their big goals without a shtload of hard work and some help along the way.
That's exactly why I develop this franchise model without the hefty fees — it's my way of sending the elevator back down.
Here’s the proof—this is legit!
The 80/20 Rule Nobody talks about.
Without a system? You do 80% of the grind — flyers, DMs, begging — and make 20% of the money.
Congrats, you built yourself a shitty minimum-wage job.
With GlossBoss? The brand and site do 80% of the selling.
You do 20% — the actual car. And you keep 80% of the cash.
The difference between scraping $29/hr and stacking $147/hr.
We don’t need you.
We’re just opening the door.
If you walk past it, own it — you weren’t scared of the work, you were scared of the money.”
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