IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME YOU SHOWED UP

We've been expecting you...

I “How I Destroyed Dr. Dave’s Day”


My neighbor Dr. Dave owns a BMW. Last week he got it wash & waxed.


He walks over to my driveway, beaming with pride: "Looks perfect, right?"


I'll give him credit - the car looked stunning. Mirror finish. Showroom clean.


"Want to try something?" I said, handing him a sandwich bag from my kitchen.


"What's this for?"


"Just slide your hand inside and rub it across your paint."


The scratchy, scuffing sound that followed 

made his face drop.


"What the hell is that noise?"


That sound? It's the feeling of The Unseen Decay-embedded contaminants.


It's the silent problem car washes ignore.

The Sandwich Bag Test Reveals All



Right now, as you read this, your paint is under

constant attack from the environment.


California's UV index today? 9.2.
That's cosmic radiation intensity.


Your brain filters this out. Your paint can't.


  1. Go to your kitchen and grab a sandwich bag.
  2. Slide your hand inside it and rub it against your paint.




If you hear a scratchy, scuffing noise, your paint is suffering  from The Unseen Decay-a clear sign it needs professional Preventative Maintenance.


The problem that's been eating your investment while everyone argues about which car wash soap smells better.


(AKA slowly dying while you watch Netflix).


Glossy and smooth paint yields virtually no sound when doing this motion, and should feel slick.


Now if you DON'T hear anything and your paint feels extremely smooth, great.


Your car paint is in good shape, for now at least.


And we'd like to say congrats you don't need our service... Seriously.


You'll know where to find us in the future should you need us. NO NEED TO READ PAST THIS SECTION. Have a lovely day.


But, if your motion feels bumpy like your previous relationships,


Well... you're going to want to keep reading.


Because what you just discovered isn't cosmetic.

It's chemistry.


The Sandwich Bag Test Reveals All


Right now, as you read this,


Your paint is under

molecular assault.


California's UV index today? 9.2.


That's cosmic radiation intensity.


Your brain filters this out.

Your paint can't.


  1. Go to your kitchen and grab a sandwich bag.
  2. Slide your hand inside it and rub it against your paint.




If you hear a scratchy, scuffing noise, your paint is suffering


You just discovered Oxidation Dysfunction - the problem that's


Been eating your investment while everyone argues about which car wash soap smells better. .


That roughness? It's not texture.


It's your paint


literally disintegrating under your fingertips.


 50,000+ carbon particles embedded at the atomic level.

 
(slowly dying while you watch Netflix).


Glossy and smooth paint yields virtually no sound


When doing this motion, and should feel slick.


Now if you DON'T hear anything


And your paint feels extremely smooth, great.


Your car paint is in good shape, for now at least.


And we'd like to say congrats


You don't need our service... Seriously.


You'll know where to find us in the future should you need us.


NO NEED TO READ PAST THIS SECTION.


Have a lovely day.


But, if your motion feels bumpy like your previous relationship,


Well... you're going to want to keep reading.


The question  you’re probably asking 

"How did this happen? I take care of my car."


Look, we get what you're saying. 


Your eyes evolved to detect tigers,

not molecular degradation.


Here's what's changed since you bought your first car:


Modern automotive paint is roughly 60% thinner than it was two decades ago.


There's been a major shift in automotive manufacturing economics.


Your car's paint used to be as thick as a credit card but now is as thin as a dollar bill.


And BECAUSE it's this thin, it's less durable and extremely vulnerable to harsh environmental


Elements...



This wouldn't matter much,


Except for three environmental factors that


Have intensified:


Ultraviolet radiation -
Oxidation happens when these free radicals

Invite oxygen molecules to the molecular

Destruction party.


Salt crystallization -
Coastal air carries salt ions they travel

 100+ miles inland.Your car is marinating

 in a molecular acid bath.


Particulate pollution - microscopic carbon
2.5 million microscopic fragments per gallon
Of LA air. All targeting your investment.


Deposits that embed like tiny shards


Your paint system wasn't designed for this


Combination. It's like asking a silk shirt to do the job of kevlar.

Think about this like your annual physical

The limitations of current solutions





Here's the truth:


You know what a car wash does. It gets rid of dirt.


You know what a wax does. It makes it shiny for a few days.


But that rough, scratchy feeling? The Unseen Decay.


And all the washing and waxing in the world can’t cure a molecular disease. They’re just putting lipstick on a pig.

The Missing Piece of Car Care

You change your oil.


You rotate your tires.


Now, there's a third essential service:


Preventative Paint Maintenance.


This isn't a cosmetic upgrade.


It's a necessary procedure to maintain

your car's value.


Most car washes focus on washing & waxing, overlooking this foundational step.

Our Paint Detox Treatment is that procedure.


It’s the only service dedicated solely

to removing the embedded contaminants


The Unseen Decay—that washing and waxing can't touch.



The Paint Detox™ Treatment

After hundreds of formulas and thousands of hours in R&D.We finally perfected.


Paint Detox Treatment.


1. Decontaminate-Safely remove particles   causing The Unseen Decay


 2. Stabilize-Neutralize the surface to prevent further damage


 3. Preserve-Fortify the paint to maintain its health and value


$497 for Preventative Maintenance

vs

$2,597+ paint correction bill later.



Why this service must exist

Disclaimer: Additional charges apply for black cars, as well as for removing swirl marks, tree sap, scratches and water spots, etc.

Do-nothing

$0

Invest $0 and continue to rust for free.


May lead to unexpected paint polishing bill $900/$1500 down the road.

Paint Detox Treatment

$497

The essential Preventative Maintenance procedure. This is the dedicated solution that terminates The Unseen Decay.

Here's some gossip except it's real...

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“Thanks Javier and team, for training us on paint Correction. We are very happy to deliver Glossier cars to our clients”

Lonnie Decker

Manager North LA Lamborghini.

“I've delivered many Paganis, this is the best-looking finish. Thank you Javier for the passion and dedication you have given to us”

Francesco Zapacosta

Manager Pagani

“I was extremely impressed by the Gloss that the car I sold to my client looked after 8 years. Javier and his company is Top Notch”

Michael Gregorian

Manager BMW

“RUST is at a completely different level and Javier the owner is always looking for ways to improve the products and services” 

Mark Haynes

Manager Beverly H. McLaren

We’re Not Detailers — We're Paint Detox Specialists.

GLOSSBOSS THEM
Paint Detox™ Protocol Surface-level theater
Preventative Maintenance Whatever's trending on TikTok
Double money back guarantee Satisfaction guaranteed (meaningless
Licensed,Bonded & Insured Weekend warrior operations
Quantum contamination removal Soap and prayer

You may still be skeptical. 

Your momma told you not to talk to strangers and this has sort of stayed in your subconscious over the decades,


stinking up your brain like left-over Thai food...


and today at twenty or thirty or forty or fifty or however old you are


You can hear your momma's voice telling you not to buy things from strangers, either. 


Here's a photo of me and my family so you can match a face with a name...


Frequently asked questions 

  • Why don't you offer 3 to 10 year coating?

     "Our previous offerings of ceramic coatings often fell short due to factors such as accidental damage, insurance complications, and improper maintenance. To address these challenges, we have developed a diffrent solution designed to provide enhanced protection and convenience for your vehicle and wallet".

  • Do i need a 2-3 step paint correction?

    Straight forward answer is no unless you are going to park your car in a showroom display and never drive it...

    Daily driven cars will always have minor blemishes and imperfections so why polish your car to perfection?

    Unless you still want to waste your money then go ahead and make me more money.

  • Do you formulate your own Paint Detox Formula

    Yes.

    We are always working in our lab to test new formulas that will benefit our client's cars' paint finish.

  • Do you offer warranty or guarantee?

    Yes.

    We offer a gloss meter guarantee, we will take a measurement after the installation and our guarantee is your car's paint will not drop 5 gloss units in the 6-12 months.(proper maintenance is required)

  • What is the maintenance process?

    We provide you with a complimentary Gloss Booster kit to maintain your car's glossy finish and tutorial's.

Alright,enough chit-chat.

At this point, saying "no" is just choosing expensive ignorance over cheap prevention.


  1. Try it before you buy it.
  2. No need to drive, we come to you.
  3. If we don't deliver baby butt smooth finish we pay you $1000 cash.


Schedule Your Paint Analysis.

Clearly, you've got the smarts to make it this far – impressive. I look forward to hearing from you.


Javier Virgen

P.S

Aaaaaah you made it, to the warm and cozy place in the PS section.


And, in case you're one of those people who just skip to the end, here's the deal:


We promise to deep clean your car's paint, remove contaminants and provide protection, eliminating future hassles.


All with a double money-back guarantee for your peace of mind.


DOUBLE P.S

Seriously? Still reading? Who hurt you?...


Okay, look. This is a limited time offer.


We've only manufactured a limited amount of the Detox Anti-Aging™.


Once it fully runs out you'll have to wait for the next lot.


And I don't know how long this will take.


AllI can tell you is that there's no catch to this offer.


No shenanigans of any kind. (pinky promise)


So join the waitlist and see if your car qualifies.



TRIPLE P.S

Holy sh*t, you're still here? What are you looking for magic? Is that what you want?

Look, I don't know what else to tell you.


What I will say is this.


I'll personally guarantee you a baby butt smooth paint finish or I will hand you $1000 cash for wasting your time.


How's that for magic?

Fill out the form and find out if your car qualifies.


Tick-tock.


Tick-tock.


You won't regret it.